Still Red Rocking. It’s true. Despite the heat and the cacti, we’re all still training for another day or so before wrapping it up to rest before the exam starts. I’ve definitely done some good climbs, and I’ve done some bad climbs, I’ve done some “guide challenge” climbs, which tend to be god-awful climbs, really really bad climbs – like where’s the guide challenge as I would never ever want to bring anyone to this rubbish heap of a climb? climbs – all kinds of climbs, but only a few really great climbs. That’s not to say that they’re not out here, it’s just that I’ve either climbed them already or they’re in the sun, and today it’s supposed to be 103° in the canyon. But, this week I actually did one really really good climb: Adventure Punks. Here’s the story, in the form of a brief trip report.
Adventure Punks is hidden up in the back of the Pine Creek Canyon on the S. Side of Mescalito near the Challenger Wall.
I was interested in it initially because of Jerry Handren’s guidebook description, which touts it as, “(A) great route up one of the bigger lines in Red Rocks. The rock is excellent and the climbing interesting and sustained. The route now has new anchors.” Sounds pretty good. Handren then goes on
to describe the route and adds an anecdote about the first ascent by local hardmen (and it should be noted, not bolt-enthusiasts) Richard Harrison, Sal Mamusia and Paul Van Betten in 1983. “The story was that when Mamusia was following the last pitch, he fell and pulled Harrison onto the anchor. A pin that was half of the anchor pulled and Harrison and Mamusia shock loaded the other half of the anchor, a 1/4″ bolt. When I asked him about it years later Harrison said he didn’t remember it being that bad, but sure enough on a subsequent ascent the last pitch ended at an old 1/4″ bolt with a tattered old sling and loose peg hanging from it.” I don’t know why, but I liked that story a lot. Even enough to overcome the rack recommendation. “Single rack to 4″. For last pitch double 4″-7″.” Yikes. I am no lover of wide cracks, but so it goes.
Anyway, the approach is pretty casual by Red Rocks standards and having climbed Challenger a few days previous I had it figured and knew it was worth it. If you go, stay high on the right of the wash as if you were headed to Cat in the Hat, and just before the trail cuts up to the base of that route, follow a nice trail down into the wash. Work your way up the wash until a dirty trail heads up and left to some slabs before the base of the route. Not painful, about an hour and a half. The first pitch begins with a little bit of spice where one is forced to make a short unprotected traverse on soft white rock into the initial crack system. Caroline George, Swiss ice climbing badass, co-candidate on the exam and my partner for the Punks, managed to wiggle in a little mental pro, but without a skyhook, some gum and an adjustment of gravity, you’re on your own getting into the flake/crack that starts the route. Once you’ve gained the flake, you essentially climb the system all the way to the anchor. It’s one of those really Red Rocksy pitches – fun, but so fragile you wonder if it’s really okay. Like Wheat Thin on the Cookie Cliff in Yosemite, you just wonder how the whole thing is attached.
Fun and well protected anyway, and pretty fair at 5.10b, though not sustained. The pitch ends at a jengis anchor, but it’s easily backed up.
Notable though. What is this rusty thing? I have no idea. Ugly though. Not what I would call a “new anchor” exactly. Handren’s ideas about things and mine can differ quite a bit sometimes, it seems.
Pitch two climbs up and left on quality rock with a few awkward moves and also seems fair at 5.10b, but is also not sustained at all. It ends at an acceptable anchor of nuts. Pitch three is awesome, a classic Red Rocks corner on bombproof varnished rock and though it looks hard and is a little more sustained, is a great pitch full of enjoyable moves. Good pro, fine nut anchor, 5.10a. Caroline turned over the lead to me for the last two pitches. Pitch four is pretty heads up. It climbs up and right from the anchor on sandy-ish rock without amazing gear, but the climbing is easy.
The pitch gets a little cruxy with some funky moves to gain the base of a finger crack, but from there on it’s awesome. The gear is good, albeit a little fiddly as are the locks. Definitely not a straight-in finger crack, more like weird locks in pods and relatively steep, leading to a couple face moves up to the anchor, which is a classic for the desert. That means to say it’s total bullsh*t. Drilled angles.
Ugh. Now that said, the ASCA has some surprisingly complimentary things to say about drilled angles, if you’re curious. I was not impressed, so I backed them up. Then I looked up. Pitch 5, the wideness. Opening up the bullet pack we’d been carrying around, I removed the number six, the big bro, and the other number 4. I racked up my five, shoved most of my gear to the left and got into it. Turns out, it’s not that bad. Some power laybacking on the outside protected well with the number six although I was very sad to climb above it and leave it behind. Some smaller gear in a pinch and a bolt made it pretty reasonable for the first half of the pitch. The second half, for me at least, involved taking off my helmet, moving all the gear to the left, and getting on in there and squirming, and thrutching, and placing that big bro (for the first time), and then I’d say the crux was getting out of it and doing some technical stemming to be able to move onto the face to the left of the crack. Some small gear and a big runout (~30ft) on fun face climbing led to an anchor that was, in fact, nice and new and made of bolts. I was a little disappointed not to see the quarter incher and the peg, but I would not say I was disappointed about not belaying off it.
Also I’m not sure what I enjoyed more – climbing the wideness or watching Caroline climb it, first trying to stay out, then getting in, then finding my arms are longer than hers and not being able to reach the big bro, then taking her helmet off, then thrutching, then fighting, then exiting, then sending. Great stuff though. I think 5.10d is fair, but it’s not 5.10d offwidth, it’s just 5.10d effort on a pitch that happens to involve an offwidth. With, I think, two bolts to supplement the wide pro, I placed my six, a one, a four, a five, and a big bro of similar size. One more six wouldn’t have gone unused, but not having it didn’t ruin my day. A few raps down the route, linking pitches 3 & 4 (using anchors 5, 4, 2 & 1) and we were done, down, ready to eat lunch and roll out. Great route. Highly recommended. Four stars.
What I don’t recommend is following guidebook beta on the first pitch of Rock Warrior, a long 5.10b R on the Black Velvet Wall. It may look something like this.
Not great pictures, but see if you can’t pick out the pro. Just try. There’s not much of it… More Red Rocks later, probably not until after the exam. Fingers crossed!
The complete photo set for the Adventure Punks outing is up on the photo site, and of course let me know if you’re interested in coming out!































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